Sports Bra for your Butt

So, anyone who knows me knows I have a huge booty! Like, it’s noticeable. Always has been. When I was 18 and weighed 100lbs it was huge then too! My mom is the same, and my brother is too, though in a more Boy kinda way, not a bang’n curvy girl kinda way. Well, I am not a bang’n curvy girl, one half of that description is lacking, the upper half. No boobs and a big ol booty. All the love went to one of the curved areas. Anyway, I have been this way my whole life, I am used to it. I love my booty. It’s my thing. The thing is, as I grew, so did the booty, and everything else. I am now the biggest I have ever been in my life, well, actually the biggest was 5lbs heavier, but I lost that so far in the Pre-“Fit and Fab weeks.” And I don’t count when I was pregnant. That was ummm, a lot bigger.
Back to the point. I am bottom-heavy to say the least. It is already established I am overweight which would imply I have extra weight and flab and chub all over I am trying to get rid of. And we all know what happens to all that extra “stuff” when we try to run, it bounces around. Well, let me tell you, when I went for my 1st walk of this “F and F” (Fit and Fab) journey it became very clear just how much extra “stuff” was in my trunk! My booty tried to bounce away from me! Literally, I ran like 6 steps and was like, whoa, I can’t do this, my booty is going one way and I am going the other. So I slowed back down to walk, looked around to make sure nobody awe the huge embarrassment that had just taken place, and got to thinking. I need a sports bra for my butt! Forget needing to hold big ol boobies down while I run, I need to hold my big ol booty down! Is there such a thing? I will have to Google it. And Google I did, to find nothing. Apparently there is a lot of talk about if you should or should not wear chonies (that’s panties for anyone who doesn’t use the word chonies) under your shorts when you run, but nothing about what kind of chonies to wear to hold your booty in place. So I just went and bought extra small spandex shorts, so they are super duper tight, and then some exercise leggings, also tight, but a size that actually fits, not one that is 3 sizes too small. The goal was to be super tight and hold everything in. IT WORKED!!!!! I ran from one street light to the next and the bounce was not bad, it was managed enough I would have kept going, but I had to go back and get the husband and baby, I had left them in my spandex covered booty dust. So, that is how you build a sports bra for your booty. Buy the smallest shorts you can squeeze into and wear them under your pants. Problem solved. So now on night 3 I will attempt to run rather than just walk.